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2011 Hyundai Equus Signature #2: Our Favorite Caption

February 25, 2011


Thanks to jeremiah4 for this week's favorite caption.

Here are the others that made us leap:

At the auditions for the next trunk monkey commercial.... (technetium99)
It's a trap! (ergsum)
THAT'S the treasure?! (vt8919)
EVERYTHING is included, standard. (oldchap)
Jazz hands! (vt8919)
Mr. Magrath would later described what followed as a "sexy surprise". (dougtheeng)
So the hooker wasn't dead after all. (super_ongoy)
Equus. Now available with trunk monkey. (adamb1)
Smokey and the Trunk Bandit (ergsum)
Dirty Magrath, Crazy Takahashi (ergsum)
ninja > pirate (jacton)
The Avast and the Furious: Tokyo Miffed (ergsum)
I know karate, kung-fu, and 13 other dangerous sounding words! (vt8919)
I use this trunk for smuggling, but I never thought I would be smuggling a Takahashi. (technetium99)
A small trunk is no place for a tall bridge (e90_m3)
Rule number three - never open the package (Falconx84)
Don't worry, his Mark is worse than his Mike. (greenpony)
Tak Attack !! (blueprint1)
Im in ur trunk, mauling ur editor (sherief)
Rule 1: NEVER steal the towels at the Treasure Island hotel. (cjgt)

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