Well, This is Awkward - 1997 Mazda MX-5 Miata Long-Term Road Test

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1997 Mazda Miata: Well, This is Awkward

May 04, 2011

1997 Mazda Miata: Well, This is Awkward

Mr. White: Hey man.

Mr.Green: Oh, hey.

Mr. White: How's it going?

Mr. Green: Ah, it's good, thanks. How are you? I mean, yeah. Anything new?

Mr. White: Me? I'm good. Yeah, thanks. Doing good! I'm just getting some much needed rest back here. Chillin'. Totally. Life's good. Yeah, I'm good.

Mr. Green: Well, that's good. Good to hear.

Mr White: Hey, uh, are those my wheels?

Mr. Green: Ummm

Mr. White: I mean, those look like my wheels. They bought those for me. And that top. They bought the top for me too.

Mr Green: ...

Mr. White. It's cool, I mean they could have pulled my trunk out but I guess it was easier, you know, for the short term, to bring you in. Is that my suspension?

Mr Green: Yeah.

Mr. White: Ok. No, that's cool! Yeah, I remember how much fun I was. I was a lot of fun. Good times, man.

Mr Green: No, yeah. It's fun. Ummm, hey Kurt's coming back. I've gotta get warmed up.

Mr. White: Of course! Hey, don't let me hold you up man. Nice to see you and stuff. Glad we could... it's like we bonded man!

Mr. Green: Yeah, sure. It's been real.

Mr. White: Hey, one more thing.

Mr. Green: Yeah.

Mr. White: Yeah, uh, you haven't heard anything about me have you? I mean, I don't care, I'm just kinda curious. I'm kinda cut off down here. I'm still good. Nothing a hammer couldn't fix amiright? I'm easy to fix.

Mr. Green: Right. Yeah, no. I haven't heard anything about a crusher.

Mr. White: Ok, that's cool. Wait, did you say crusher? What about a crusher? Dude.

Mr. Green: Oh, I mean I haven't heard the word crusher. Not at all. Seriously. Hey, uh, gotta run. Will you be here... ?

Mr. White: Totally, I'll be here. Right here, man. This is my spot! Ha, my spot. Yeah, they should put my name on this spot. Totally. It's reserved for me. Cool.

Mr. Green: Ok man, catch you later.

Mr. White: Hey, is that a supercharger? That's cool. Pssshhhht! Love that noise! I like it, bro. Yeah, I was supposed to get that too you know...

Kurt Niebuhr, Photo Editor @ 130,912 miles

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