2012 Nissan Quest Starspeeder 3000 Edition
May 04, 2012
Welcome aboard! This is Captain Riz from the cockpit. I know this is probably your first flight and it's ... mine too. Ha ha. Well, it looks like we're going to have a smooth flight to Endor, or whatever three random places the computer now takes us. God I hope we don't go to the underwater Gungan world. That's so lame. I swear, I'm taking Jar-Jar out with the laser cannon this time. Any way, I'll go ahead and open the cockpit shield. I know our Nissan Quest Starspeeder can't quite carry the 40 people that the normal model can, but what it lacks in capacity it certainly makes up for in cupholders.
Ah, I see they're loading our navigator R2-D2 and then we'll be on our way. What could possibly go wrong? Certainly not comets. Comets!!!
Captain Riz, Pilot Droid RX-24 @ 154 light years
May the Fourth be with you!