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2015 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk: Believes My Briefcase is a Person

by James Riswick, New & Used Car Editor on March 22, 2016

2015 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk

Dear 2015 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk,

I am writing to inform you that my briefcase is not a person. Every other car I drive rightly identifies it as an inanimate object, and yet you, and specifically your passenger seat seatbelt warning chime, seem to think that it is. Although I am open to non-humans being considered sentient beings, I am quite certain the "Oakley Home Office" is not the next Data or Number Six.

So please, the next time I drive you, don't make me buckle up my briefcase in order to silence the infernal chime and flashing seatbelt icon. It's not a person. Or a dog. Or even an Exocomp.

Thank you.

James Riswick, New & Used Car Science Fiction Nerd @ 18,920 miles

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