2015 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk: Believes My Briefcase is a Person
by James Riswick, New & Used Car Editor on March 22, 2016
I am writing to inform you that my briefcase is not a person. Every other car I drive rightly identifies it as an inanimate object, and yet you, and specifically your passenger seat seatbelt warning chime, seem to think that it is. Although I am open to non-humans being considered sentient beings, I am quite certain the "Oakley Home Office" is not the next Data or Number Six.
So please, the next time I drive you, don't make me buckle up my briefcase in order to silence the infernal chime and flashing seatbelt icon. It's not a person. Or a dog. Or even an Exocomp.
James Riswick, New & Used Car Science Fiction Nerd @ 18,920 miles