2015 Dodge Viper GT: A Cautionary Tale
August 4, 2015
I noticed some birds had dropped trou above our 2015 Dodge Viper's hood since its last wash, so I took it in first thing in the morning for a sprucing-up. You'd like to think that all Viper drivers are similarly conscientious.
You would be wrong.
I know this because I came across the following first-generation Viper parked on the street in Venice. You really gotta see this one for yourself.
This is actually one of its best angles. Slight hood-alignment issue, but everything else should buff out.
Oof. Shizz just got real. The armrest appears to be a piece of drywall. Is that a paint can full of latex gloves? On top of...a screenplay?
Dealer plates. This is clearly a story that needs to be told. I should have left my card.
Moral of the story? Keep your Viper clean, kids. This could happen to you.
Josh Sadlier, Senior Editor