Our Favorite Caption - 2011 Chevrolet Cruze Long-Term Road Test

2011 Chevrolet Cruze Long Term Road Test

2011 Chevy Cruze: Our Favorite Caption

August 19, 2011


Thanks to mullysalt for this week's favorite caption. Here are the others that were to our taste.

Shortly after, the donkey was seen kissing a Caliber. (cantdrive92)
The Chevy Cruze is seen with an unidentified test mule. (ergsum)
Less filling! tastes Great! (throwback)
Sorry, Cruze, this still doesn't make you a pony car. (kain77)
Democrats really love reduced emissions (missmymiata)
Autoerotic (blackngold1000)
Evidence in the divorce case of Mr. $ Mrs. Donkey (blackngold1000)
The Cruze gets great ass mileage. (ergsum)
Chevy no longer needs to burro from the government. (ergsum)
Nobody likes a kiss-ass. (technetium99)
Both were driven like a rented mule (noburgers)
Chevy Cruze: It takes a licking and keeps on...selling. (technetium99)
This tastes OK but I prefer my 3-series (aleclance)
In Soviet Russia, ass kisses you! (altimadude05)
Behind the scenes of "Let's Make a Deal" (aleclance)
Spy shots of GM's new mule. (weezedog)
Tastes better than cobalt! (pengwin)
Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free (noburgers)
It's just ass-king for a Cruze. (questionlp)
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the Chevy Cruze. (robert4380)
Cruze beats its competition in the mules per gallon category (nullcode)

What was your favorite?

To the winner:
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- Top Gear Season 14 (Blu-ray only)
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- Imported From Detroit t-shirt (size L)

Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor

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