2011 Buick CXL Turbo: Flirtatious Keys
May 26, 2011
As you can see, I have five keys. I'm sure some of you have more and some of you have less. By the way, please don't turn this into a key chain pissing match. I will be severely disappointed.
Anyway, as you can see, when I'm comfortably situated in our Regal, my keys tickle the top of my leg in a flirtatious manner. Had the keys been attractive, I wouldn't have minded, but as they're metal and incapable of love, it really bugged me.
It seems like a fairly obvious oversight, yes? Keyless start would do the trick, or maybe I should get over my fear of sensual metal.
Kurt Niebuhr, Photo Editor @ 6,021 miles