2012 Volkswagen Beetle: You Write The Insult
June 03, 2012
Our masochistic 2012 Volkswagen Beetle is literally begging for punishment, particularly the brakes.
"You call yourself a brake pedal? More like a dimmer switch."
"You'll never amount to anything. All you do is impede progress."
"Why can't you be more like the throttle?"
"Here, let me wipe my shoes on you."
"Get a job."
Any others? Let's here your best denigration. Put the Beetle's brake pedal in its place.
This is going to be so cathartic.
Dan Edmunds, Director of Vehicle Testing @ What's the point in going on? miles