Gutless no-tech motor. 17mpg @ 70mph.
Overly restrictive air intake.
PLASTIC intake manifold.
PLASTIC clutch master-cylinder.
PLASTIC power-steering fluid reservoir.
PLASTIC radiator end-tanks.
PLASTIC headlight covers. PLASTIC front
grill with water soluble coloring.
PLASTIC EVERYTHING in passenger
compartment. Windows that refuse to seat
properly in the fully-raised position.
One broken window regulator (so far).
All 4 shocks leaking.
Torn rubber exhaust system hangers.
Throttle jams in wide-open position.
Corrosive DEXKOOL "coolant". ABS system
must be disabled to get any kind of
reliable braking. Hyper-sensitive
Couldn't care less about it getting
stolen, burnt to the ground, or totaled
in any other way.
Paint color should be a bright lemon-
yellow, with the words "Like A Crock"
just below the "CHEVROLET" lettering on
the tailgate. And "POS-10" at the front
lower corner of each door would go a
long way towards truth-in-advertising.